Oh, we got a humdinger for ya this month! Fantastic comedy from Anica Cihla and Natalie Holt! And weirdness from my mortal enemies The Ballard Boyz! Come see me try to hold in my seething hatred for them while I make jokes! It's gonna be a blast!
Just $5 at the door! WE TAKE CREDIT CARDS! YOU HEAR THAT, ROBOTS?! WE'RE READY FOR YOU!