Princess Presents: So Long Ian Schuelke
May
13
8:30 PM20:30

Princess Presents: So Long Ian Schuelke

Tickets are $10 online at the link or $14 at the door!
http://bit.ly/PrinIanSM
2 shows!
MAY 12 @ 8:30p
MAY 13 @ 8:30p

Princess has searched far and wide for the missing fourth person to complete their magical amulet of homoerotic sketch comedy. Finally, after many moons, they've found him.

But he's fucking moving to LA.

Come help us send off Seattle's least-favorite son Ian Schuelke in a night of laughs written and devised by Ian, DanJosh, and Randall

It's all part of Sketch Comedy Month happening at the Pocket: a month-long orgy of comedy shows you should check out!

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Princess Presents: So Long Ian Schuelke!
May
12
8:30 PM20:30

Princess Presents: So Long Ian Schuelke!

Tickets are $10 online at the link or $14 at the door!
http://bit.ly/PrinIanSM
2 shows!
MAY 12 @ 8:30p
MAY 13 @ 8:30p

Princess has searched far and wide for the missing fourth person to complete their magical amulet of homoerotic sketch comedy. Finally, after many moons, they've found him.

But he's fucking moving to LA.

Come help us send off Seattle's least-favorite son Ian Schuelke in a night of laughs written and devised by Ian, DanJosh, and Randall

It's all part of Sketch Comedy Month happening at the Pocket: a month-long orgy of comedy shows you should check out!

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The Gay Uncle Presents Cabaret Gloria - BOWIE!
Apr
8
to Apr 9

The Gay Uncle Presents Cabaret Gloria - BOWIE!

From the ashes of West Side Glory rises the Phoenix that is "The Gay Uncle Presents Cabaret Gloria - BOWIE!"

Join us for the debut of Cabaret Gloria - a bit of the recently deceased The Gay Uncle Time and even more of the recently deceased West Side Glory. Our first show will be a salute to the Singer, Songwriter, Actor, Space Creature and Gendernaut DAVID BOWIE.

A Variety Show for All Adults.

Our Featured Performers include -
Ian SchuelkeMercury DivineMaggie BloodstoneMike KuhnMichael PerkinsAaron WheelerClaire Michelle, Americano (Eamon Maxwell),Meagan AlbrightJulie HallAna Belle and Mizz Honey Bucket!

And yes, there will be GoGo (or should we say Can Can) Bears!

21 and over.

Advanced Tickets $10
At The Door $15

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Apr
7
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content

Questionable Content is back for a two-night showcase at our home base, The Schmee in Belltown.

MARVEL at the caliber of panelists we have for you this Spring! REJOICE at the return of the fan-favorite game Precious Things! WITNESS a fond farewell to our much-loved scorekeeper Ian Schulke and, as always, LAUGH, DRINK and possibly WIN fabulous prizes! 
Friday night at Saturday night at 8 pm at The Schmee!

4/7
Phil Arensberg
Raymond Williams
Sarah Skilling
Evelyn Jensen
Kesan Nathaniel
and David Schmader
 

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Ian and Bhama's Black Christmas
Dec
17
7:00 PM19:00

Ian and Bhama's Black Christmas

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

ONE NIGHT ONLY! Bhama Roget and Ian Schuelke run a stake through holiday cheer, bringing you songs and sketches from the darkest depths of Santa's little red bag. Recoil in horror at:
Overbearing Mothers
Crazy Mothers
Evil Christmas Carols
A Savior at the End of His Rope
Mall Santas
Christmas Pornography
Trump
Demonic Possession
And More! Plus special evil prizes to make you squirm.
With evil musical accompaniment by the one and only Derek Sheen!
CHRISTMAS ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR, BUT THIS SHOW WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER

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Spin the Bottle: 60 Seconds Max
Nov
4
to Nov 5

Spin the Bottle: 60 Seconds Max

GET YER TIX RIGHT HERE!

For the 12th year in a row, (really? we're starting to lose count...) Annex Theatre presents 60 SECONDS MAX, a version of SPIN THE BOTTLE hosted by Bruce Hall where every act is only one minute long! This show will feature...

Libby BarnardConner NeddersenScotto MooreVal BrunettoRaymond LeRoyAndrew ShanksBret FetzerTracy Leigh, Julia Marie, Joel Hutsell,Craig TrolliChris LeherNoah DuffySasha BaileyBen LauranceEmmett MontgomeryTom FraserMatt AguayoMike GilsonBen SymonsEric PadgetJordan-Michael WhidbeyChad L. OswaldMarcus GormanKelli ReferCody SmithEric Ray AndersonMichael HammErin BednarzTroy LundSarah WinsorJoe ZavadilErin StewartMark SianoSamantha RouthWiley Basho GornMarie Bolla, Ian Schuelke, and more!

Plus we'll finish off the night with the debut of smut by Jake Uitti!

 

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Questionable Content: Faux-tober!
Oct
22
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: Faux-tober!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

2nd Show! Every night is a new show!

It's October! There are evil clowns wandering the streets as we enter the final countdown to election day. What better way to have a laugh before the world burns than to come out to Belltown to enjoy Seattle's original panel game show! There will be Prizes! There will be surprises! There will be a panel of very special guests, including; 

The Red Sun
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders
Mr. Rogers
And more! 

And, of course, your favorite team captains Phil Arensberg and the dangerously peacefull Raymond Williams. Hosted by David Rollison and meticulously kept score by Ian Schuelke.

Friday, October 21, 8 p.m. @ The Schmee
Friday, October 22, 8 p.m.@ The Schmee
Doors & Bar open at 7:00
Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door

Special thanks to Douglas Gale, Dylan Cole, Joe Koenen and Allison Lizotte for no particular reason. 

You won't want to miss the last QC in Belltown in 2016! 
#GetQuestionable

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Questionable Content: Faux-tober!
Oct
21
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: Faux-tober!

GET YOUR TICKETS RIGHT HERE!

It's October! There are evil clowns wandering the streets as we enter the final countdown to election day. What better way to have a laugh before the world burns than to come out to Belltown to enjoy Seattle's original panel game show! There will be Prizes! There will be surprises! There will be a panel of very special guests, including; 

The Red Sun
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders
Mr. Rogers
And more! 

And, of course, your favorite team captains Phil Arensberg and the dangerously peacefull Raymond Williams. Hosted by David Rollison and meticulously kept score by Ian Schuelke.

Friday, October 21, 8 p.m. @ The Schmee
Friday, October 22, 8 p.m.@ The Schmee
Doors & Bar open at 7:00
Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door

Special thanks to Douglas Gale, Dylan Cole, Joe Koenen and Allison Lizotte for no particular reason. 

You won't want to miss the last QC in Belltown in 2016! 
#GetQuestionable

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I'm hosting the final SketchFest show!
Sep
24
9:30 PM21:30

I'm hosting the final SketchFest show!

SketchFest Seattle brings you the hottest comedy talent from around the continent and pairs them with the best Seattle sketch comedians for a night of awesome! Hosted by Ian Schuelke!

Blade Brown features Seattle's own Myrone Sumner and a bevy of writers and performers from the CBS Diversity Showcase. The group has lit up stages in Los Angeles with a win at the 2016 LA Scripted Festival Sketch Cage Match Tournament and bring an "urban slice of life" to comedy.

Babyfin is Zak Nelson and Randall Cleveland, two friends who weave tight, narrative sketch shows exploring ideas about friendship, fear, and scifi buddy cops. They're fresh off their successful hour-long summer show Dead & Breakfast and eager to impress you with more.

Also featuring standup from the hilarious Natalie Holt!

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Questionable Content: Seafar Schmeefair!
Aug
26
to Aug 27

Questionable Content: Seafar Schmeefair!

Questionable Content is back at home base at the Schmee for the month of August. Two teams of comedians and improvisers will compete in a battle of wits and knowledge of current events. The path of victory is laid with many laughs along the way. We will have the air conditioner going, cold beverages at the bar and more prizes for our audience to win! 

This month's panel include...
Phill Arensberg
Monisa Brown
Kevin O'Mally
Mike Glissmeyer
Clara Pluton
Kevin Bordi

We will have the air conditioner going, cold beverages at the bar and more prizes for our audience to win! 
Come on down to #TheSchmee and let's #GetQuestionable

$10 in advance, $15 at the door
http://questionablecontentlive.com/ 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyxorWyZKFxhK_ACsb16Mbw

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Let's Not Make This a Thing: Seriously Do I Have to Keep Coming Up with Puns for the Month?
Aug
10
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing: Seriously Do I Have to Keep Coming Up with Puns for the Month?

Seriously, August pun? I got nothin'.
But this show. THIS SHOW! 
Oooh, it's gonna be so good. We got Abraham Tadesse doing standup and he's funny as heck.
Babyfin is back to give you a taste of their new, laugh-til-you-suffocate show "Dead and Breakfast"!
NOW WITH 100% MORE EMMETT MONTGOMERY! 
And me! You get me! 
All for just FIVE DOLLARS at the door!

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Let's Not Make This a Thing: Would I Ly to Ju?
Jul
13
6:30 PM18:30

Let's Not Make This a Thing: Would I Ly to Ju?

I'm just gonna lead with IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE SHOW I'LL BE SUPER SAD!
Okay, my birthday is the 11th, but we're gonna celebrate at this show! And I'm doing it in style with a bunch of really great performers!
Sketch comedy from public enemies SMAT!
Tales of the spirit world with The Gloomwhisper Entrancement!
And the madness that is Fifty Percent Less Bear!
And I'll be there barely holding it together and wondering what I'm doing with my life!
Doors at 6:30, just $5!
I'M 42 AND I'M DOING COMEDY SKETCHES ABOUT ABUSIVE PARENTS WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

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Questionable Content
Jul
9
8:30 PM20:30

Questionable Content

TICKETS ON SALE RIGHT HERE!

Questionable Content is Seattle’s own live comedy panel show where you will witness two teams of comedians compete in a battle of wits. Watch as the panel spins yarns to deceive each other and tries to remember the local and pop culture stories of the month. While the panels compete for bragging rights, you're the one with the opportunity to come home with fabulous prizes.

Featuring - 
David Rollison - Host
Ian Schulke - Scorekeeper
Phill Arensberg – Team Captain
Raymond Williams – Team Captain
Martin Stillion - Writer
Miranda Holtmann – Writer/Producer
Doug Staley – Technical Assistant
Panel -
Raymond Williams
Sarah Skilling
Jennifer Parker
Cole Hornaday
Abraham Tadesse
Genevieve Ferrari

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Let's Not Make This a Thing: Can't Think of a June Pun!
Jun
8
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing: Can't Think of a June Pun!

It's June and that can mean several things but the thing I'm referring to is Let's Not Make This a Thing! A night of comedy, delights, introspection, and maybe a life lesson but probably not I'm not your mom.
Come laugh your face off with:

Comedian Ken Hamlett!
Improv from Carskee!
Comedian Ryan Casey!
Improv from FEELINGS!! (I added a second ! because their name has a ! in it but I wanted to convey my excitement as well)
 

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Let's Not Make This a Thing: May Wheee!
May
11
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing: May Wheee!

Oh, we got a humdinger for ya this month! Fantastic comedy from Anica Cihla and Natalie Holt! And weirdness from my mortal enemies The Ballard Boyz! Come see me try to hold in my seething hatred for them while I make jokes! It's gonna be a blast!

Just $5 at the door! WE TAKE CREDIT CARDS! YOU HEAR THAT, ROBOTS?! WE'RE READY FOR YOU!

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Questionable Content: Phill in the Blank!
May
6
to May 7

Questionable Content: Phill in the Blank!

The hit comedy panel show that has put Seattle in stitches. Questionable Content brings a cavalcade of comedians, performers and artists to compete in an uproarious battle of wit, deception and knowledge of off-beat pop culture and news. There 's no knowing where the panel 's banter will go and it 's the audience who has the chance to win fabulous prizes. This month Phil Arensberg steps into the hosting spotlight while David is off at Annex Theatre in Puny Humans.

Phill will keep the verbal jabs under the belt, ducking the undercuts, and throwing a few haymakers himself with Ian Schuelke as the impartial scorekeeper who doesn't do math. 

Featuring:

Molly Tellers
Ryan Casey
Claire Webber
Dave Clapper

Your Team Captains:
Evelyn Jensen
The Dangerously Peaceful, Raymond Williams

Your Scorekeeper:
Ian Schuelke

And Your Host:
Phill Arensberg

Want to know more, check out our video

OR "Like" us on Facebook

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Let's Not Make This a Thing: Spring Fling!
Apr
13
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing: Spring Fling!

I'm back! Did you miss me?
Don't answer that.
Anyway, I got another great show for you! Comedy and weirdness from:
Cory Nealy and Val Bush!
TL Devaney!
Evelyn Jensen!
Like, most of sketch group Drop the Root Beer and Run!
And of course the effervescent and glamorous Bhama Roget!
I know you got $5, so just come to the show and forget about all the horrible mistakes you've made for at least an hour! It's a bar so you could really stretch that out if you like!
If you don't show up I get sad and punish everybody around me!
Love,
Ian

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Questionable Content: Home Again, Home Again
Mar
19
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: Home Again, Home Again

Theater Schmeater's hit game show, Questionable Content returns to The Schmee for a hilarous, beer-fuled prize party for one and all!

For two nights in March witness two teams tangoing toe to toe for a tumultuos showdown of wit, banter and minimal current affair knowledge.

All audience members are in the running for FOUR PRIZE PACKS ranging in value from $1- Over $75! Come on down to #TheSchmee and let's#GetQuestionable
Get your tickets here!
Your Special Guests:

Lacy Katherine Campbell
Jessica Stepka
Molly Tollefson
Ian Schempp


Your Scorekeeper: 
Ian Schuelke

Your Team Captains:
Phill Arensberg
The Dangerously Peacful, Raymond Williams

And Your Host
David Rollison

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Questionable Content: Home Again, Home Again
Mar
18
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: Home Again, Home Again

Theater Schmeater's hit game show, Questionable Content returns to The Schmee for a hilarous, beer-fuled prize party for one and all!

For two nights in March witness two teams tangoing toe to toe for a tumultuos showdown of wit, banter and minimal current affair knowledge.

All audience members are in the running for FOUR PRIZE PACKS ranging in value from $1- Over $75! Come on down to #TheSchmee and let's#GetQuestionable
Get your tickets here!
Your Special Guests:

Lacy Katherine Campbell
Jessica Stepka
Molly Tollefson
Ian Schempp


Your Scorekeeper: 
Ian Schuelke

Your Team Captains:
Phill Arensberg
The Dangerously Peacful, Raymond Williams

And Your Host
David Rollison

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Let's Not Make This a Thing - March Edition!
Mar
9
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing - March Edition!

This is an extra-special edition! Why? Because Ian won't be there! I know, right? Instead, you get the lovely Bhama Roget as host, and these fantastic guests:
Comedians Christan Leonard and Wilfred Padua!
Hilarious Sketch Comedy from Princess!
And did we mention Bhama Roget? We did? Well we're gonna mention her again! BHAMA ROGET IS HOSTING, Y'ALL!!!
This is gonna be a fun night! Andy only $5
See you at 7!

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Just For Laughs Northwest- Comedy Short Shorts
Feb
18
8:00 PM20:00

Just For Laughs Northwest- Comedy Short Shorts

"Busy Mom", the short film I wrote and produced, was selected for the Just For Laughs Northwest Comedy Short Shorts festival! If you're in Vancouver, come check it out!

Who likes Short Shorts? We like short shorts. JFL NorthWest and VIFF are proud to announce an Evening of Comedy Short Shorts where the audience gets to be the judge! Watch a delightful hodgepodge of original Pacific Northwest submissions and VIFF curated comedy pieces from up and down the left coast and then vote for you favourite using your private ballot. The winning filmaker, who will be announced the very same night, will take home 2 tickets to every JFL NorthWest Film event, a Sleeman prize pack and will have their short film screened at JFL Montreal!

 

 

 

 

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Let's Not Make This a Thing
Feb
10
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing

More comedy and weirdness to make you smile. And only $5!

February's guests:

Standup from Ade Ajayi and Jeffrey Robert!

Strangeness from Babyfin! I don't even know what they're gonna do, but they are always hilarious!

Plus sketch comedy from yours truly!

Don't miss it!

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Questionable Content: Superb Owl Eve
Feb
6
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: Superb Owl Eve

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WE'RE TAKING THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

For one night only in Feburary, the night before the Superb Owl, Questionable Content will descend on the Ballard Underground for fun games, hilarous guests and fabulous audience prizes!

FEATURING:
Your Scorekeeper, Mr. Ian Schuelke

Your Team Captains:
The Dangerously Peaceful, Mr. Raymond Williams
and
The Glorious Evelyn Jensen

Your Guest Panelists:
Caitie Auld
Tim Mattonen
Pilar O'Connell
Joshua Chambers

And your host,
The Resident Agent of Chaos, Mr. David Rollison

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The Gay Uncle Time: SMUT!
Feb
3
7:00 PM19:00

The Gay Uncle Time: SMUT!

Hosted by the lovely and amazing Jeffrey Robert!

Last February, the month of love and romance, we brought you The Gay Uncle Time - SEX. It was one of our most popular shows with a standing room only crowd. This year we are...uh, topping ourselves with stories, pictures, art and more focused on the hot, sweaty, man on man (and sometime on man on man, etc.) action from the dirty rags and words and films of men like Fred Halsted, Joe Gage, David Hurles and Boyd McDonald. 

Our Fabulous Special Guests include Sir Mark Bruback, Ian Schuelke, Kerry and James (from House of Darling) with a very special appearance from Mizz Honey Bucket!

Our Door Diva for the evening will be Garth James Purkett

6 BUCKS CASH! 21 and OVER and you have been WARNED that this is an adult show with some strong language and graphic pictures so now you HAVE to come! We start promptly at 7:00 PM. After the show meet up for conversation, drinks and an opportunity to buy the art from the show in the fabulous Velvet Room! See you all there.

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Let's Not Make This a Thing
Jan
13
7:00 PM19:00

Let's Not Make This a Thing

  • The Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

It's the debut of "Let's Not Make This a Thing", my new show featuring your favorite local comedians and sketch groups! And of course a heaping serving of me. Just $5 at the door gets you an hour of entertainment. No refunds.

January's guests:

Standup comedy from Nick Sahoyah and Joshua Chambers!

Sketch comedy from Day Job and Part Plant!

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Questionable Content: What the F*@K Happened in 2015?!
Jan
9
8:00 PM20:00

Questionable Content: What the F*@K Happened in 2015?!

 

Theater Schmeater's original panel game show stays prime time as two teams of some of the city's finest standups and improvisers battle it out in a game of wit and laughs as they test each others knowledge of current affairs and powers of deception.

GET TICKETS HERE!!

Because we're nothing if not timely, Questionable Content presents a 2015 Year in Review show...the first week of 2016.

GUESTS WILL RETURN
THE SCOREKEEPER WILL CHANGE
PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED TO THE AUDIENCE
CAPS LOCK WILL NEVER BE TURNED OFF

YOUR NEW SCOREKEEPER
Ian Schuelke


YOUR PANELISTS
TL DeVaney
Jose Amador
Elicia Sanchez
Travis Vogt

YOUR TEAM CAPTAINS
The Dangerously Peaceful, Raymond Williams
Phill Arensberg

And your host, David Rollison

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